Posted 10 hours ago

Am I #bae or nah?

Posted 1 day ago


food will never break my heart

Posted 1 day ago
If your mom had a poisonous snake bite next to her anus and 911 said you had to suck the venom would you save your mom's life by sucking her ass?
Anonymous asked


these type of questions are fucking annoyin

Posted 1 day ago


i wish people had crushes on me 

(Source: 13hr)

Posted 1 day ago


do you want to hear a joke

the north american education system

Posted 1 day ago









Maze  - Before I Let Go [Feat. Frankie Beverly] [1980] [Prod. By Frankie Beverly]

In African American communities, it is customary to stop what you are doing, head to the dance floor and do the electric slide when this song comes on.


all in the function 2 steppin with my drank in my hand.

When all the old heads get up with drink in hand and start 2 stepping

Cookout music where your drunk uncle or cousin starts trying to dance

weddings.weddings.and black wedding X electric slide!

just said “awwww shit” out loud

Posted 3 days ago

When you sittin on the toilet and ya meat touches the inside of the toilet



Posted 3 days ago
Posted 3 days ago

Fill this in with stuff about you

  1. Age: 19
  2. Where I’m from: Indiana
  3. Where I would like to live: NYC, Chicago, or LA
  4. Favorite food: Chocolate
  5. Religion: Based
  6. Sexual orientation: Straight
  7. Favorite book: Hunger Games
  8. Eye colour: Brown
  9. Favorite movie: Friday and Rush Hour
  10. Favorite TV show: Adventure Time and Regular Show
  11. Favorite band/singer: Michael Jackson
  12. Random fact about me: I can move my right ear.
  13. Favorite colour: Red
  14. Last movie I’ve watched: Boyz N Da Hood
  15. Favorite male character from a TV show: Naruto
  16. Favorite female character from a TV show: Sandy Cheeks
  17. Favorite superhero: Hulk
Posted 5 days ago
Posted 5 days ago


is there an award for fucking up the most times because if so crown me the winner

Posted 5 days ago
Posted 5 days ago
Posted 5 days ago
Posted 6 days ago

i dont wanna go to work today