Posted 10 hours ago

Am I #bae or nah?

Posted 1 day ago

unpopuler:

food will never break my heart

Posted 1 day ago
If your mom had a poisonous snake bite next to her anus and 911 said you had to suck the venom would you save your mom's life by sucking her ass?
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madeupmonkeyshit:

these type of questions are fucking annoyin

Posted 1 day ago

sharpslut:

i wish people had crushes on me 

(Source: 13hr)

Posted 1 day ago

parkingintopeter:

do you want to hear a joke

the north american education system

Posted 1 day ago

lordbape:

theeducatedfieldnegro:

crownprince81:

acasiaxmotley:

popitfadatnigga:

deezyville:

geauxharder:

yoforbes:

Maze  - Before I Let Go [Feat. Frankie Beverly] [1980] [Prod. By Frankie Beverly]

In African American communities, it is customary to stop what you are doing, head to the dance floor and do the electric slide when this song comes on.

^^^Accurate.

all in the function 2 steppin with my drank in my hand.

When all the old heads get up with drink in hand and start 2 stepping

Cookout music where your drunk uncle or cousin starts trying to dance

weddings.weddings.and black wedding X electric slide!

just said “awwww shit” out loud

Posted 3 days ago

When you sittin on the toilet and ya meat touches the inside of the toilet

youngharlemnigga:

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Posted 3 days ago

Fill this in with stuff about you

  1. Age: 19
  2. Where I’m from: Indiana
  3. Where I would like to live: NYC, Chicago, or LA
  4. Favorite food: Chocolate
  5. Religion: Based
  6. Sexual orientation: Straight
  7. Favorite book: Hunger Games
  8. Eye colour: Brown
  9. Favorite movie: Friday and Rush Hour
  10. Favorite TV show: Adventure Time and Regular Show
  11. Favorite band/singer: Michael Jackson
  12. Random fact about me: I can move my right ear.
  13. Favorite colour: Red
  14. Last movie I’ve watched: Boyz N Da Hood
  15. Favorite male character from a TV show: Naruto
  16. Favorite female character from a TV show: Sandy Cheeks
  17. Favorite superhero: Hulk
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joshpeck:

is there an award for fucking up the most times because if so crown me the winner

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Posted 6 days ago

i dont wanna go to work today